Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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