After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Randomize
