So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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