so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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