He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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