I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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