I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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