btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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