You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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