you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
This house was built for laser tag.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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