You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Tell her she can't have a vagina
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's never too late to be topless.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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