I wish i was in the wii world.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
This house was built for laser tag.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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