So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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