question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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