gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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