When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
my being single is dangerous.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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