Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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