turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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