i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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