sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
