Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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