I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
How's work?
Spinning.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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