I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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