Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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