ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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