No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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