Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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