I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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