Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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