I wanna passion pit in your ass
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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