Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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