they need to just BURY HIM!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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