idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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