I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
