do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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