butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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