2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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