The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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