he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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