Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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