It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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