Christians are straight up FREAKS
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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