Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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