SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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