1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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