U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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