we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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