you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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