I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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