so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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