Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Barsexuality is the new black.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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