look no pants
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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