So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
