Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Let's get the cat blown out
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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